(Source: actualdogvines, via spicedbites)

hurtonburtonthetaillesstiger:

Behold Her Majesty, Queen of Sass

(Source: lookwhatyoujustmademedo, via giraphics)

The signs when they hear ‘hey now’

childsren:

“HEY NOW, HEY NOW! THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF”: aquarius, pisces, sagittarius, cancer, taurus, capricorn

“HEY NOW YOU’RE AN ALL STAR”: libra, leo, virgo, aries, gemini, scorpio

(Source: squintrovert, via spicedbites)

lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

(Source: deedeethornberry, via thathilariousasian)

meladoodle:

*doesn’t undo laces and almost breaks ankle trying to get shoes off* it’s… faster.. this way..

(Source: meladoodle, via fiftyshadesofgravy)

I’m the type of girlfriend that when I see you at your worst I’ll fall in love with you even more.

(via mysongshaim)

me: look i'm straight but i would totally make an exception for scarlett johansson
me: or natalie dormer
me: or kristen stewart
me: or felicia day
me: or jennifer lawrence
me: or taylor swift
me: or eliza taylor
me: or that chick from that comercial
me: or the girl who served me at mcdonalds
me: or that really pretty girl over there
me:
me:
me: wait
me: ooooohhhhhhhhh

malcolmxing:

Single mothers are beautiful

(via darylqntn)

(Source: cuntpancake)